Blame Paul

Deep within the forests of Saskatchewan, there lies a band, growing in the muck. But they’re not named Blame Paul. But we are! They probably don’t throw funk beats with metal and grunge riffs, but we do! They probably don’t write whatever the hell they want without worrying about genre or even good taste, but we do! They probably don’t kiss their mothers with those filthy fuckin mouths, but we do. So enough about them. We are Blame Paul. We live in Denver. Chris Ehrlich beats the skins. He plays the drums, too. He grew up in picturesque Castle Rock, Colorado. Previously he played in Plastic Nation. Ben Sparrow moved to Denver from majestic Keokuk, Iowa. He played for years with Nicole Torres and was the shorter Affiliate. Prior to that he met Troy Denu in a project called Comfort in Numbers. Troy Denu is a superbad, Indiana-cornfed motha. This applies to his guitar skills and his fighting skills. Go ahead and prove him wrong! He’s waiting at your mama’s house! We found Joe Mehner in a dumpster somewhere on the right side of the tracks, complaining about how he just wanted to get to the left side. Before us, he played bass with Warsaw Surrenders, and guitar and saxophone in countless bands that never played. He was lucky enough to come up in the heartland of America, the land of opportunity: Perryville Missouri. He was drunk enough to sing for us. This was boring. We fooled you into reading this far, though. Right?