Brothel

There’s been a lot to say in the last two years. Strong friends create new ideas, and sometimes you’ve got to can one loser to pick up a talented boy. Attitudes and assholes later, we’re still phucking around and picking on each other, creating new ideas of comparable mind indulgence of joygasms and sodomy. Oooh, I need a spoon. I don’t know what to say about our music except it is a blend of several years worth of drugs and alcohol influenced shenanigans. If you don’t like it, go down to the corner and pick up some roofies and a 40 of PBR, you’ll understand and thank us later. Ok, time to meet these crazy fuckers, first we have 3p, he hails from a shithole brothel in connecticut where he was mistaken as a girl for 24 years. after the brothel found out he was actually a boy they kiked him out so he rooted his way around the south until he ended up in alabama where he was knocked the fuck out by a bass guitar flying out of kenny chenuts tour bus. at 26 years old he never touched a bass in his life but he mastered it in no time so we kept him. currently he can be found giving ronald mcdonald head and fondeling his nose at the local library.

next we have the boy, he hails from a gay chimo bar in san francisco where he played blues music for the local nambla chapter. after turning into a teenage boy the bar had no use for a worn out stretched out used up teenaged boy so they shoved an ltd up his ass that gave him a std, with his hopes and dreams crushed, he just plays metal now where loose ass boys are welcome. currently he can be found giving free tug jobs at the local truck stop, seriously he’s good at it you should try.

now on to cockring, what the hell kind of name is cockring? ahh fuck it, anyways he graces us with his presence hailing from a korean cockring sweatshop where he was the test dummy. ah it makes so much sense now. he hits things with sticks, moving on.

now we got pops who comes from an siberian iceberg, where the russians found him wondering around butt naked with a guitar strapped on. the russians recognized the problem and deported him due to the fact he was a mexican and lets face it if you got one mexican more are sure to come, fuck that. due to a tissy fit the russians removed a third of his lungs and poked holes in the rest hence the name pops. currently he can be found ass raping the backend of his guitar at the world famous brothel in cheyenne wyoming on the south side of the north.

now things get interesting, we got mc pelvic thrust straight out of a french american cinese korean afrocuban whore house. being the top seller, they found out he was addicted to his job. so as a funny joke they fired him and glued his pee hole shut. with 2 months of cock fingering he managed to get his pee hole open but unfortunately strectched it out to the size of the holland tunnel. currently he can be found performing the screaming seagull on beach bums at sloans lake.