Heartfelt Bastards

SNORT-Vocals, stealing cowboy hats, avoiding sunlight and/or water SKUZZ-Guitar, doing disgusting things for spare change/fun, beaked weiner, awesomely radical, raddically awesome FERNANDO-Drums, not pissing his pants on tour (for now), spelling “radically” correctly GENE SNAKE-Bass, wearing denim all the time, resembling Kurt Russell SLEEVES-gets free drinks and sells merch, kicks people’s asses for us.