Inarticulate Deity

Man has always brown-nosed god. When god creates disaster, the people that survive thank it: “It could have been me that died, thank god”, they’ll say. All of the brown-nosing is done with self interest in mind. God do this for ME, god do that for ME, god if I sing your praises won’t you please let ME into heaven. This pandering is a true measure of the blatant narcissism characteristic of the human condition. The reality is god is an asshole and a coward. What do you call a parent that abandons his or her child? A DEADBEAT PARENT. God is a deadbeat parent. It abandoned its creation. Douches say, “but god gave us free will”. Shut the fuck up. The pain endured by mortals on earth in the name of free will is absurd and intolerable. The ‘free will test’ is just god’s way of saying “I want to see some war!”. Any being that would create such a test is an awful creature and must be exposed as such. Misery is all over the world, and god does not stop it. Although joy does exist in the world, there should be an ABSENCE OF MISERY. Only a truly valiant creator would create existence completely devoid of misery. Our creator is, instead, a coward that does not officiate justice on earth as it should. It hides its existence, and allows all the power seekers to invoke its name on their own behalf. This kind of clandestine behavior is reminiscent of a 2 year old child playing hide and seek, except the ramifications are horrendous. Wars over which side god is on and endless ‘holy scripture’ rigmarole used to brain-wash people. God does not deserve to be worshipped. In fact, to the contrary, god needs to be punished. People should invoke the truth, that god created flawed creatures so that they might manifest their flaws in a mortal world. These manifestations lead to endless suffering and conflicts of interest. God is an asshole for doing this. We can punish god by discontinuing our ridiculous ass-kissing of it and instead be stearn with this horrible entity. I say this to you now, god: You are not wise, you are a coward. You are not good, you are unfair. You are not great, for greatness is reserved for those that create only happiness. Until you can make up for your indiscretions by creating eternal peace and happiness on earth, I shall never stop invoking these truths. Truths which shame you and your distasteful ways.